I describe albums in one sentence.

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I just want everyone to know that there’s a three-part symphony about panspermia on the end of this album.

The album’s also a little sexy, not gonna lie.

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They’re California’s Arcade Fire.

And I love it so.

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The only thing I’ll be listening to for the rest of 2013.

I’M RIGHT HERE, DAVID.

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People are still totally into this banjo thing, right?

…Hello?

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In which Matthew Bellamy gets REALLY worried about overpopulation.

Also, dubstep.

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I’m pretty sure I’m not cool enough for this.

But I’m allowed to say this music video is weird, right? RIGHT?

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So I discovered this great new band call “Oats and Hall” or something.

JGL’s got nothing on you, Daryl.

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NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS, YOU GUYS.

Don’t bring me dooown, BRUCE.

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I was listening to this album in my car when I said “This is so FUN!” to myself and promptly felt like an idiot.

Can we stop with this fake “bonus track” nonsense?

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NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I love choirs.